Often held but never touched, always wet but never rusts, to use me well you must have wit. What am I? 

 

.eugnot ruoY 

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on it's cage that said, "Parrot repeats everything it hears." Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be? 

 

.faed saw torrap ehT 

What has rivers but no water, cities but no buildings, forests but no trees?Answer below, written backwards. 

 

.pam A